19.7.19

EMB Hypster Grampa FEAT: Polly - Trasher Superstar


ENG: "To the Police of Bucharest 1'st Sector: 
I am here by reporting a neighbour who is feding the piedgeons:"

31.1.19

Dacii și Românii


101 AD, Dacians: 
We are only afraid that the sky will fall on our heads!

2019-ish, Romaninas: 
We are only afraid that icicles and plaster could fall from buildings on our heads.

9.1.19

Bucharest Smalltalk

1)... He's a cool guy, intelectual, he's been arround...
2) Prominent family?
3) No no, he's from Constanța*

(* Constanța City. The joke implies that prominent families are only in Bucharest)

26.8.18


ENG: If a good teacher can fuck one of his stundets but he feels remorse...
A bad teacher can fuck all his students with no remorese what so ever.

5.1.18

Cleaning Woman !!!

ENG:
Resturi = rests as in garbage
Menajere = maids

BONUS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w23oPQdnNH8

27.12.17

Christmas Joke


ENG:
- Do You know the difference between Swedish Santa Claus and our Santa?
there the kids write what they want for Christmas and that’s what the parents buy.
So: In Sweden Santa brings what the children want, but in Romania he brings them what he wants.

18.12.17

EMB Hypster Grampa FEAT: Polly - Trasher Superstar

ENG: "To the Police of Bucharest 1'st Sector:  I am here by reporting a neighbour who is feding the piedgeons:" OST H...