Hungry People Humour

1. ...anyway there is an disadvantage
when you have too much food
2. What ?
3. The food gets bad!


Romanian Expressions

the hunger cuts me
the expression is used for
that painful feeling of an empty stomach



60 push-ups daily, for a week now.
No change...
This city is so depressing.


Romanian Expressions (by request)

"with the Soul in the Heavens
and with the Cock in the Asshole"
The expression is depicting our dual nature. When one wants to have both of the 2 worlds... or something. Usually the expression is preceded by the phrase: "you cannot be / it's not possible to be"


All Is Mud

1. Life is shit! 2. Come on, is not that bad...
3. Pf! 4. Life is nice Bro! 5. It's shit, I tell you! Don't you see what is happening around you? 6.???
7. Well yeah, that's it, you are space cookie! Can't you see the Americans coming? All you do is think of fish eggs and worms. You don't realize what they are up to ?!? 8. A... Coca -Cola? 9. Cola, Fanta, Sprite, they have the nerve to invade any country they like, and nobody is saying a thing. They have the guns, others are not allowed to, so they are the big sherifs!
10. They will suffocate us all with fast-food and happy-end movies. 11. Au! wtf man, you hurt me. 12.  Sorry bro, I didn't realise... 13. Wath is it with you? 14. My girlfriend left me... 15. Oh..


EMB-No Dinnero! / Jokes of the Unemployed

1. How much for this lamp?
2. Oh! you have good taste,
it's a limited edition model.
With discount, only 2000 Euro.
3. Can I borrow from you?
I forgot my credit card at home.



1. Have you read War & Peace ?
2. I have seen the moovie.
3. Have you seen Matrix ?
4. I have played the game.


Old Farts from the Information Era

1. Poor Luana, i was browsing trugh her albums...
Did you recive the invite to the funeral?
 2. Yup, but i marked maybe,
my webcame is kaput and on the net
you find only drivers for the new ones.
Fucking new tehnology..
3....How many friend you have left?
4. Not many...


Le pays des puttes

1. Romania is te country of sluts with soul!
2. Cool!
3. No, it's not!
5. You need to have money
and to love them!
6. Oh

old romanian saying

And so, i fucked a horse in the pussy...
(something like: and so i screwd up,
or just an absurd situation)

War of the sexes - Razboiul stelelor

2 Criminal Pussyes
I piss on you! / I kill you!

2 Criminal Cocks
I fuck you in the mouth! / I fuck you in the ass

DREAMS are made of these - somme

 RailwayMan Dream

Shoemaker Dream

 Hardcoreman Dream

Plumber Dream

FairyMan Dream

My Dream


Happy Easter!!!

-Jessus has resurected
-True He did!
-What do we eat?
(romanian custom dish for easter)
(can also be served with rabbit)


EatMyBalkans feat Sorina Vazelina

Calculati viteza intre A si B
inglish verzion:
A. traditional countryside peasent
B. City version
Beautifull math test by one of the greatest artists I know.
Here is her mindblowing blog:


Man / Woman - Ep.1

- I want your pussy!
- Don't be misogynist.
I need safety.

Clubbing Socialising

1. - Salut om! Ciffaci? / - Eh, sti, sunt bine, you?
2. - Excellent! i piss on this crisis thing.
I'm doing something for somme advertising shit, is misto.
- Wicked! I'm shooting some photos for a moda thing. Its bine.
3. - Cool om! Life is beautiful!  / - Yeah om,
did you saw all this girls tonight? It's spring!
4. - E tare, om! / - E cool!
Intalnire lejer-mondena intre doi amici
in clubul de nisa local in voga


Sad Moments of the Lost Objects

- My Cinema Display... Antiglare...
It was so young... Only 3 years old

- Eh man... You know how it goes...
Live fats, die young!


Woman's Day Fantasy

The Atack of the Women with Flowers
in cinemas from 8 of march
(8 of march is celebrated in Romania
as the International Woman's Day or Mother's Day)
- we have no Father's Day -
- my father told me when i was little
that Father's Day is Everyday -

- cand eram mic, l-am intrebat pe tata cand e Ziua Tatalui.
Mi-a raspuns ca Ziua Tatalui e in fiecare zi -


Daca lenjeria ar fi invidioasa...

1. I'm on the breasts.
2. Yes, but I'm on the pussy.
3. Yes, but you're also on the shithole!


Father & Sohn #1 - Essential Questions

1. Listen dad, i don't know how to stop picking my nose
2. Dear, it's impossible. In the end it is human to do so.
You don't se a horse picking his nose, now do you?


EatMyBalkans feat. Doc Mobutu in the house! - Traian Boldea

Why do think girls are intangible at the balcony
and your fear of the bad boys keeps you away 
from reaching them...
what was your relationship with your mother?
see this ARTIST here:

EMB Hypster Grampa FEAT: Polly - Trasher Superstar

ENG: "To the Police of Bucharest 1'st Sector:  I am here by reporting a neighbour who is feding the piedgeons:" OST H...