EatMyBalkans feat Sorina Vazelina

Calculati viteza intre A si B
inglish verzion:
A. traditional countryside peasent
B. City version
Beautifull math test by one of the greatest artists I know.
Here is her mindblowing blog:


Man / Woman - Ep.1

- I want your pussy!
- Don't be misogynist.
I need safety.

Clubbing Socialising

1. - Salut om! Ciffaci? / - Eh, sti, sunt bine, you?
2. - Excellent! i piss on this crisis thing.
I'm doing something for somme advertising shit, is misto.
- Wicked! I'm shooting some photos for a moda thing. Its bine.
3. - Cool om! Life is beautiful!  / - Yeah om,
did you saw all this girls tonight? It's spring!
4. - E tare, om! / - E cool!
Intalnire lejer-mondena intre doi amici
in clubul de nisa local in voga


Sad Moments of the Lost Objects

- My Cinema Display... Antiglare...
It was so young... Only 3 years old

- Eh man... You know how it goes...
Live fats, die young!


Woman's Day Fantasy

The Atack of the Women with Flowers
in cinemas from 8 of march
(8 of march is celebrated in Romania
as the International Woman's Day or Mother's Day)
- we have no Father's Day -
- my father told me when i was little
that Father's Day is Everyday -

- cand eram mic, l-am intrebat pe tata cand e Ziua Tatalui.
Mi-a raspuns ca Ziua Tatalui e in fiecare zi -


Daca lenjeria ar fi invidioasa...

1. I'm on the breasts.
2. Yes, but I'm on the pussy.
3. Yes, but you're also on the shithole!

EMB Hypster Grampa FEAT: Polly - Trasher Superstar

ENG: "To the Police of Bucharest 1'st Sector:  I am here by reporting a neighbour who is feding the piedgeons:" OST H...