Dacii și Românii

101 AD, Dacians: 
We are only afraid that the sky will fall on our heads!

2019-ish, Romaninas: 
We are only afraid that icicles and plaster could fall from buildings on our heads.


Bucharest Smalltalk

1)... He's a cool guy, intelectual, he's been arround...
2) Prominent family?
3) No no, he's from Constanța*

(* Constanța City. The joke implies that prominent families are only in Bucharest)

EMB Hypster Grampa FEAT: Polly - Trasher Superstar

ENG: "To the Police of Bucharest 1'st Sector:  I am here by reporting a neighbour who is feding the piedgeons:" OST H...