EAT MY BALKANS

Dogs in Bucharest

2012-01-26T11:40:00.000-08:00

Protests in Bucharest - Why So Soft?

2012-01-25T01:58:00.000-08:00

the BELLY

2012-01-19T13:47:00.000-08:00

a growing

2012-01-16T20:44:00.000-08:00

a lesson in philosophy

2012-01-13T09:16:00.000-08:00

DIALOG #5

2011-12-18T03:10:00.000-08:00

DIALOG #4

2011-12-18T03:09:00.000-08:00

DIALOG #3

2011-12-15T09:29:00.000-08:00

DIALOG #2

2011-12-15T09:22:00.000-08:00

DIALOG #1

2011-12-15T09:13:00.001-08:00

BCR BANK - We 2 think the same way

2011-12-15T09:06:00.000-08:00

(the money loan scheme)

Bottocs - an obscure superhero

2011-09-05T19:04:00.000-07:00

ENG Expressions

2011-07-11T17:19:00.000-07:00

RO EXPRESSIONS

2011-05-18T05:27:00.000-07:00

Crazy for sex*

* Word-by-word translation would be Crazy behind sex.

"După" means both "after" and "behind".

RO EXPRESSINONS

2011-05-17T09:57:00.000-07:00

WOMEN

2011-04-04T19:40:00.001-07:00

Deepth of thought

2011-03-14T18:59:00.000-07:00

NEW expression

2011-01-11T17:22:00.000-08:00

WISDOM PERLS

-Mind my words,

A job half done,

it's like already accomplished by half.

Homless Pride

2011-01-07T16:07:00.000-08:00

Somebody left me again food on the garbage can.

Who the *@$% do they think they are?

Am I supposed to be grateful to eat their leftovers ?!?

Romanian Expressions

2010-12-12T12:19:00.000-08:00

in french: je jete un coup de oeil

Conflictul Dintre Generatii

2010-09-09T02:06:00.000-07:00

Hungry People Humour

2010-09-08T08:51:00.000-07:00

1. ...anyway there is an disadvantage

when you have too much food

2. What ?

3. The food gets bad!

Romanian Expressions

2010-08-09T11:46:00.001-07:00

the hunger cuts me
...
the expression is used for
that painful feeling of an empty stomach

Quality of life

2010-08-03T06:15:00.000-07:00

FITNESS

2010-07-31T04:49:00.003-07:00

60 push-ups daily, for a week now.

No change...

This city is so depressing.

Romanian Expressions (by request)

2010-07-27T04:38:00.000-07:00

"with the Soul in the Heavens

and with the Cock in the Asshole"

...

The expression is depicting our dual nature. When one wants to have both of the 2 worlds... or something. Usually the expression is preceded by the phrase: "you cannot be / it's not possible to be"

The National Brand

2010-07-26T08:33:00.000-07:00

The Fitness Ball & the Fan or What happens when we are not at home

2010-07-20T15:20:00.000-07:00

So you're a wise guy, huh?

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After some time of inactivity,

the fitness ball can go a bit crazy

All Is Mud

2010-06-16T02:31:00.000-07:00

1. Life is shit! 2. Come on, is not that bad...

3. Pf! 4. Life is nice Bro! 5. It's shit, I tell you! Don't you see what is happening around you? 6.???

7. Well yeah, that's it, you are space cookie! Can't you see the Americans coming? All you do is think of fish eggs and worms. You don't realize what they are up to ?!? 8. A... Coca -Cola? 9. Cola, Fanta, Sprite, they have the nerve to invade any country they like, and nobody is saying a thing. They have the guns, others are not allowed to, so they are the big sherifs!

10. They will suffocate us all with fast-food and happy-end movies. 11. Au! wtf man, you hurt me. 12. Sorry bro, I didn't realise... 13. Wath is it with you? 14. My girlfriend left me... 15. Oh..

Child Pornography - A basement in downtown Bucharest

2010-04-25T12:49:00.000-07:00

EMB-No Dinnero! / Jokes of the Unemployed

2010-04-21T03:19:00.000-07:00

1. How much for this lamp?

2. Oh! you have good taste,

it's a limited edition model.

With discount, only 2000 Euro.

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3. Can I borrow from you?

I forgot my credit card at home.

shortcuts

2010-04-18T12:51:00.000-07:00

1. Have you read War & Peace ?

2. I have seen the moovie.

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3. Have you seen Matrix ?

4. I have played the game.

Old Farts from the Information Era

2010-04-15T08:35:00.000-07:00

1. Poor Luana, i was browsing trugh her albums...

Did you recive the invite to the funeral?

2. Yup, but i marked maybe,

my webcame is kaput and on the net

you find only drivers for the new ones.

Fucking new tehnology..

3....How many friend you have left?

4. Not many...

OS LIFE

2010-04-11T09:18:00.000-07:00

I understanrstand and wish to proceed

Le pays des puttes

2010-04-09T17:24:00.000-07:00

WE HAVE THE MOUST

BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

1. Romania is te country of sluts with soul!

2. Cool!

3. No, it's not!

4.?

5. You need to have money

and to love them!

6. Oh

old romanian saying

2010-04-09T17:10:00.000-07:00

And so, i fucked a horse in the pussy...

(something like: and so i screwd up,

or just an absurd situation)

War of the sexes - Razboiul stelelor

2010-04-09T15:48:00.000-07:00

2 Criminal Pussyes

I piss on you! / I kill you!

2 Criminal Cocks

I fuck you in the mouth! / I fuck you in the ass

DREAMS are made of these - somme

2010-04-09T15:44:00.000-07:00

RailwayMan Dream

Shoemaker Dream

Hardcoreman Dream

Plumber Dream

FairyMan Dream

My Dream

Happy Easter!!!

2010-04-01T11:03:00.000-07:00

-Jessus has resurected

-True He did!

-What do we eat?

-Lamb.

(romanian custom dish for easter)

(can also be served with rabbit)

EatMyBalkans feat Sorina Vazelina

2010-03-24T04:08:00.000-07:00

Calculati viteza intre A si B

inglish verzion:

A. traditional countryside peasent

B. City version

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Beautifull math test by one of the greatest artists I know.

Here is her mindblowing blog:

wirestory.blogspot.com

Sarmale Soul

2010-03-18T01:23:00.000-07:00

- You cooked Sarmale?

Success Confessions

2010-03-18T01:21:00.000-07:00

1. - Astable couple, love fills the room...

So many years have passed. How did you managed ?

2. - I have a mistress. / - I have a lover.

Prison Tatoo Pitch

2010-03-18T01:18:00.000-07:00

Man / Woman - Ep.1

2010-03-17T18:08:00.000-07:00

- I want your pussy!

- Don't be misogynist.

I need safety.

Clubbing Socialising

2010-03-17T17:44:00.000-07:00

eng/ro:

1. - Salut om! Ciffaci? / - Eh, sti, sunt bine, you?

2. - Excellent! i piss on this crisis thing.

I'm doing something for somme advertising shit, is misto.

- Wicked! I'm shooting some photos for a moda thing. Its bine.

3. - Cool om! Life is beautiful! / - Yeah om,

did you saw all this girls tonight? It's spring!

4. - E tare, om! / - E cool!
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Intalnire lejer-mondena intre doi amici

in clubul de nisa local in voga

Sad Moments of the Lost Objects

2010-03-16T12:41:00.000-07:00

- My Cinema Display... Antiglare...

It was so young... Only 3 years old

- Eh man... You know how it goes...

Live fats, die young!

Woman's Day Fantasy

2010-03-08T00:16:00.000-08:00

The Atack of the Women with Flowers

in cinemas from 8 of march

(8 of march is celebrated in Romania

as the International Woman's Day or Mother's Day)

- we have no Father's Day -

- my father told me when i was little

that Father's Day is Everyday -

- cand eram mic, l-am intrebat pe tata cand e Ziua Tatalui.

Mi-a raspuns ca Ziua Tatalui e in fiecare zi -

Un banc sec - A Dry Joke

2010-03-05T14:01:00.000-08:00

SHIT !

Daca lenjeria ar fi invidioasa...

2010-03-02T09:47:00.000-08:00

1. I'm on the breasts.

2. Yes, but I'm on the pussy.

3. Yes, but you're also on the shithole!

It-s True , True Love

2010-02-26T23:09:00.000-08:00

IT'S NOT ONLY ABOUT SEX

- I whant to fuck you.

Human Touch 2 - ORIENTAL

2010-02-26T23:07:00.001-08:00

I am 1

2010-02-26T23:06:00.002-08:00

Yoga Guru Ups!

2010-02-26T23:06:00.000-08:00

GLOBAL

2010-02-26T23:05:00.000-08:00

based on a real fact

Father & Sohn #1 - Essential Questions

2010-02-18T04:43:00.000-08:00

1. Listen dad, i don't know how to stop picking my nose

2. Dear, it's impossible. In the end it is human to do so.

You don't se a horse picking his nose, now do you?

A joke someone told me

2010-02-17T17:30:00.000-08:00

1. Mum, Mum!

2.Why is that man black?

3.Egzplain him!

Existential Dilemma #1

2010-02-16T09:53:00.000-08:00

If after you wash you are clean,

why do towels get dirty?

MISS

2010-02-12T15:39:00.001-08:00

EatMyBalkans feat. Doc Mobutu in the house! - Traian Boldea

2010-02-11T23:36:00.000-08:00

Why do think girls are intangible at the balcony

and your fear of the bad boys keeps you away

from reaching them...

what was your relationship with your mother?

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http://boldea.ro/

Romanian Expressions - 2

2010-02-10T14:19:00.000-08:00

I'd fuck a pile of women!

(gramadă = pile / a pile = a lot/many)

Ventriloquist makes Hystory

2010-02-09T15:22:00.000-08:00

The TEST

2010-02-09T06:10:00.000-08:00

if you score 3 out of 5,

97% you will soon have wedding

2010-02-07T17:51:00.001-08:00

Romanian Expressions - 1

2010-02-06T07:15:00.000-08:00

WOMAN,

IF TODAY I COME BACK FROM WORK

AND YOU STILL DID NOTHING ALL DAY,

YOUR HEAD WILL BE,

WHERE YOUR FEET ARE!!!

(DECAPITATION)

Design

2010-02-05T10:46:00.001-08:00

NEWS

2010-02-05T10:45:00.000-08:00

- Have you herd the news?

- I dont't give a flying fuck!

word by word translation:

It hurts me exactly in the coock

Pick Your Choice:

2010-02-04T14:38:00.000-08:00